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Q: Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle
A: There are too many cheetahs!
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Q: How do you know if a dog has a good sense of humor
A: It laughs at your jokes!
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Q: What do you call a cat that likes to eat fruits and vegetables
A: A veggie-meow-tarian!
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Q: Why did the dog go to school
A: To get a higher bark education!
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Q: What did one cat say to the other when they saw a mouse running by
A: “Gee, you gotta be kitten me!”
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Q: Why do cats make the best DJs
A: They know how to scratch!
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Q: What do you call a group of cats that sing Christmas carols
A: A meow-choir!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator
A: A poodle-ulator!
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Q: Why do cats prefer online shopping to going to the store
A: They don’t like to wait in the “line” aisle!
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Q: What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper
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A: “Ruff!” (rough)