May 31, 2023

  • Q: Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle

    A: There are too many cheetahs!

  • Q: How do you know if a dog has a good sense of humor

    A: It laughs at your jokes!

  • Q: What do you call a cat that likes to eat fruits and vegetables

    A: A veggie-meow-tarian!

  • Q: Why did the dog go to school

    A: To get a higher bark education!

  • Q: What did one cat say to the other when they saw a mouse running by

    A: “Gee, you gotta be kitten me!”

  • Q: Why do cats make the best DJs

    A: They know how to scratch!

  • Q: What do you call a group of cats that sing Christmas carols

    A: A meow-choir!

  • Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator

    A: A poodle-ulator!

  • Q: Why do cats prefer online shopping to going to the store

    A: They don’t like to wait in the “line” aisle!

  • Q: What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper

  • A: “Ruff!” (rough)