May 26th, 2023

  • Q: Why did the tomato turn red?

    A: Because it saw the salad dressing!

  • Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

    A: Because they make up everything.

  • Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park?

    A: They woke up.

  • Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

    A: “Supplies!”

  • Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

    A: In case he got a hole in one!

  • Q: What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

    A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

  • Q: Why don’t oysters share their pearls?

    A: Because they’re shellfish.

  • Q: Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

    A: He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

  • Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

    A: Because it was feeling crumbly!

  • Q: Why did the frog call his insurance company?

    A: He had a jumped transmission.